Off to Ruin the DM's Plans Hoodie - Cotton Heritage Premium
Stay cozy while orchestrating chaos. This premium hoodie features the same beloved design celebrating every player's favorite pastime: completely derailing the DM's carefully crafted narrative. Because the best adventures are the ones nobody planned for.
This design captures the spirit of collaborative storytelling at its most beautifully unpredictable. The full-color artwork brings each character to life with personality and charm.
Premium Warmth for Chaotic Sessions:
- Made with Cotton Heritage's premium heavyweight fleece (80% cotton/20% polyester)
- Soft, brushed interior fleece for maximum comfort and warmth
- Classic pullover design with spacious kangaroo pocket for dice, snacks, or secretly plotting
- Durable hood with matching drawstrings
- Ribbed cuffs and waistband maintain shape and secure fit
- Double-needle stitching throughout for campaign-after-campaign durability
- Unisex sizing designed for comfortable fit
Perfect for players who've perfected the art of creative chaos, DMs who've learned to love improvisation, or anyone who knows that the best stories come from the moments nobody saw coming. The roomy pocket is ideal for carrying emergency character sheets (you never know when you'll need a backup after that "creative solution" backfires).
Available in multiple sizes. Actual plan ruination not guaranteed. DM tears of frustration (or joy) may vary.
More details
- 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester
- Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
- Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
- Regular fit but can run a bit tight
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Floki the DM
- Email: contact@support.flokithedm.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Off to Ruin the DM's Plans Hoodie - Cotton Heritage Premium Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|