"Do You Even Crit Bro?" Tank Top - Cotton Heritage
Question the gains of even the mightiest warriors with this bold tank that perfectly merges gym culture with gaming culture. Featuring an absolutely jacked dragon lifting d20 dumbbells, this design asks the question that matters most: are you even rolling those nat 20s?
An instantly recognizable parody of gym bro culture filtered through a TTRPG lens. It's perfect for players who take their fitness as seriously as their character builds, or anyone who appreciates the humor in combining two passionate subcultures.
Premium Athletic Comfort:
- Made with Cotton Heritage's premium combed ring-spun cotton (100%)
- Midweight 5.5 oz fabric provides substantial feel without being heavy
- Relaxed athletic fit allows full range of motion
- Comfortable armholes designed for movement
- Durable construction stands up to workouts and adventures
- Pre-shrunk fabric maintains shape and size
Perfect for gym-going gamers who never skip leg day or game day, barbarian players who want to look the part, DMs who lift between sessions, or anyone who appreciates the overlap between rolling dice and rolling gains. Whether you're actually at the gym or just flexing your critical hit muscles at the table, this tank lets everyone know you're serious about both your stats and your gains.
Available in multiple sizes. Actual gains not included. Natural 20s still require luck.
More details
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose
- Charcoal Heather is 60% polyester, 40% cotton
- Midweight fabric (5.5 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Floki the DM
- Email: contact@support.flokithedm.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Do You Even Crit Bro?" Tank Top - Cotton Heritage Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|