Off to Ruin the DM's Plans Supersoft T-Shirt
Every DM knows the feeling. You've spent hours crafting the perfect encounter, building intricate plot threads, creating compelling NPCs... and then the party decides to adopt a random goblin, burn down the tavern, or somehow befriend the BBEG. This shirt celebrates the beautiful chaos that is player agency.
This design captures that moment when players are about to do literally anything except what you prepared. The detailed cartoon art style brings personality to each character, making this more than just a joke shirt - it's a celebration of collaborative storytelling (even when it goes completely off the rails).
Premium Comfort Meets Perfect Chaos:
- Made with Bella+Canvas's signature supersoft fabric for all-day comfort
- Lightweight and breathable - perfect for marathon sessions of creative destruction
- Modern unisex fit flatters all body types
- Vibrant, detailed full-color artwork
- Durable print quality withstands countless adventures (and laundry cycles)
- Pre-shrunk fabric maintains its shape wash after wash
Perfect for players who've mastered the art of creative problem-solving (much to their DM's dismay), DMs who've learned to embrace the chaos, or anyone who's ever watched a carefully planned session dissolve into glorious improvisation. Wear it proudly as a badge of honor, whether you're the architect of chaos or the one desperately trying to salvage your notes.
Available in multiple sizes. Actual plot derailment not included, but highly likely.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Floki the DM
- Email: contact@support.flokithedm.shop
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Off to Ruin the DM's Plans Supersoft T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|